The Biggest Idiots

Everyone complains about the idiots on the road. Quite frankly, I don't think there are that many idiots on the road. If you really want to see where the idiots are in this world - then look no further than the left side of any escalator.

Most escalators post a little sign that reads "Walk left. Stand right." This sign may as well be written in Swahili because it seems that nobody reads it. Nothing is more frustrating than getting on an escalator and having to slow down my pace because someone decided that they wanted to violate social protocol and stand on the left side. The left side of the escalator should be like the left lane of the highway - for passing only. And if you feel the need to make your visit to the mall or TTC subway as leisurely as possible, then please, for the love of God, use the right side of the escalator.